I think that the rituals and ceremonies of the ancient and secret societies of past ages were child’s play when compared to getting a SIM card for an iPad in Northern Europe. You must go to places that pretend to have cards and get them at places that say they do not. Once one has actually
obtained the holy object and having cut it down to size, there are Byzantium creeds that must be followed or be doomed to the realm of “No Service“.
I sought the guidance of the Wizard Søren, a wizard from the sunny warm land of Silkeborg some 120 leagues from Lemvig. Søren soon returned me to the land of ThreeGee and my withdrawal pains ceased.

What’s the difference between Invercargill and Lemvig ?
Answer; 0.5 of a degree Centigrade and 35 km in wind strength , oh, and Invercargill doesn’t have the fog either although it does have the rain right now…..

okay that’s Thyborøn not Lemvig but you get the picture.